Please click
  Back to home Discussion Forums Select topics Picture Gallery Change your settings Need help?
Jul 30, 2010 - 08:52 AM WiccanWeb.ca
Reference Highlights
  • SATAN GODDESS
  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY ACHRIEL
  • 'Old Guard' Paganism
  • Wiki on Wicca
  • Interfaith Handfasting Rite
  • Enochian
  • Wicca Within the Web Activity Book

  • WiccanWeb Chat
    Room nameon-line
    The Cauldron0
    [ SPChat ]

    WiccanWeb Radio
    Radio1 - The Body

    Provided By: Achriel
    Composer: The Mediæval Bæbes
    Title: Dringo Bell
    Radio2 - The Mind

    Radio3 - The Soul

    Subject: Deo Shadow
    Authour: Matt Habermehl
    Length: 0:00
    Title: episode33

     Home
     Forums
    · Gallery
     WiccanWeb Radio
    · Pagan Directory
     WiccanWeb Wiki
    · Reference Section

    Site Resources:
     Activity Book
    · Book Reviews
    · Calendar
    · Chants Page
    · Downloads
    · Other Reviews
    · Staff Pages
    · Topics (News)
    · Web Links

    Site Functions:
    · AvantGo
     Advanced Search
    · Banner Ads
    · Submit News
    · Top 40 List
    · WebSite Stats
    · RSS NewsFeed

    Hosted Sites/Forums:
    · Hosted Site Template

    Google (Left)

    Search Box


    Snippets of Life

    "Regret nothing, fear less!"

    -- Angel's t-shirt

    Other Stories
    · Using Witchvox – a walkthrough (Sep 02, 2009)
    · Nutritionist Stephen Heuer Arrested in FDA Raid (Jan 19, 2009)
    · Spelling it like it isn't (Aug 09, 2008)
    · Funding the pagans (Mar 08, 2008)
    · Giuliani gets Robertson Endorsement (Nov 12, 2007)
    · The Dangers Of Feminism (Aug 30, 2007)
    · The secrets behind crazy airfare prices (Aug 27, 2007)
    · Petition To Rename Stretch Of 401 'Highway Of Heroes' (Aug 24, 2007)
    · Mummified Toronto child a newborn boy (Jul 27, 2007)
    · Quick Summer Meals without all the heat! (Jul 18, 2007)

    Book Reviews

    Witchcraft for Tomorrow (Illustrated)

    New Web Links
    · Bruno's Art and Sculpture Garden
    · Spirits of the Earth Festival
    · Mystic Roots Conference: Divine Connections
    · Avalon Risen
    · Bees Online
    · Guild of Straw Craftsmen (Corn Dollies)
    · Dreamweaver - "There's Magick Inside"
    · Pooka's Pages Magazine
    · The Broomstick Lair
    · Misty Acres Ecovillage

    Past Articles
    Saturday, July 24
    ·Channeling Deity vs. Regressive Trance  (0)
    Friday, July 23
    ·Debunking the Non-Ferrous Metal Myth (0)
    ·Archaeologists unearth Neolithic henge at Stonehenge (0)
    ·Aufstieg und Abstieg der Seele: Diesseitigkeit und Jenseitigkeit in Plotin. . .  (0)
    ·Congo's children battle witchcraft accusations (0)
    ·Lughnasadh: History, Traditions, and Recipes (0)
    Thursday, July 22
    ·Prophets and Protons, by Benjamin Zeller (0)
    ·The Blessed Ganja and Entheogenic Euphoria (0)
    ·Why fireworks scare evil spirits (0)
    Wednesday, July 21
    ·Whales and humans linked by 'helpful grandmothers'  (0)
     Older articles

    The Chocolate Ritual
    The Chocolate Ritual
    Posted by: Copperwoman on Monday, March 08, 2010 - 05:00 PM
    Humor, Jokes & Satire by John Shepard

    Materials required: On the altar are brown candles, a Tootsie Roll (the great big one, as the athame), a large glass with milk in it (the chalice), a small dish of Nestle's Quick and a spoon, a small dish of chocolate sprinkles, a plate of cupcakes, and some Yoo-Hoo along with a goblet.

    CLEANSE THE SACRED SPACE

    HPS:
    (take the small bowl of chocolate sprinkles)
    Chocolate sprinkles where thou art cast No calories in thy presence last. Let no fat adhere to me And as I will so mote it be! Nestle's Quick where thou art cast Turn this milk to chocolate, fast. Let all good things come to me, and make my milk all chocolatey!

    CAST THE CIRCLE

    HP: (using a tootsie roll)

    CALL THE QUARTERS

    HP:
    Mousse of the East, Fluffy one! Great prince of the palace of dessert! Be present we pray thee, and guard this circle from all moochers approaching from the East.
    Fondue of the South, Molten one! Great prince of the palace decadence! Be present we pray thee, and guard this circle from all diets approaching from the South.
    Cocoa of the West, Satisfying one! Great prince of the palace of thirst! Be present we pray thee, and guard this circle from all carob approaching from the West.
    Rocky Road of the North, Cold one! Great prince of the palace of crunchy! Be present we pray thee, and guard this circle from all cheap imitations approaching from the North.



    Read the complete article: Turoks Cabana


     
    Login
     



     


     Log in Problems?
     New User? Sign Up!

    The Chocolate Ritual | Log-in or register a new user account | 1 Comment
    Comments are statements made by the person that posted them.
    They do not necessarily represent the opinions of the site editor.
    Re: The Chocolate Ritual (Score: 1)
    by whitebuffalochild on Mar 10, 2010 - 05:36 AM

    (User information | Send a message)
    Ahh an oldy but a goodie. WBC licks fingers.


    [c] Sue Bentley 2004
    WiccanWeb.ca is a free service offered to Wiccans and Pagans throughout Canada and the rest of the world.
    All articles, documents, logos and trademarks in this site are property of the original author(s) and retain all copyrights to their work, any comments are property of their posters.
    The remainder is © 2003-2009 by Achriel
    Feel free to use our RSS news Feed (a link would be nice).